My math teacher called me average.
one of my friends went up to my portuguese dad and asked “you’re portuguese right?” and he said “no im portugoose there is only one of me” and I started crying
it’s a beautiful day to give me money
I think the best compliment I’ve ever received was when I was in my school library and this guy came up to me and said, “Hey you look kinda like The Legend of Zelda.”
The Legend. The entire Legend of Zelda. Wow.
[falls in the shower] parkour
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