Nachos Fo Lyfe

opentheairforfreshwindows:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

spaghetti

yungterra:

asklucarioandshadowthehedgehog:

yuugir00:

oh-pizzahut:

edmbreeze:

I would love to exercise every night if I had that bike.

I would ride this for hours if it had the music playing too.

0A0

O_O……….. ^3^

yungterra:

asklucarioandshadowthehedgehog:

yuugir00:

oh-pizzahut:

edmbreeze:

I would love to exercise every night if I had that bike.

I would ride this for hours if it had the music playing too.

0A0

O_O……….. ^3^

image

toriiceleste:

One of my favorite pictures from the band trip! :D

toriiceleste:

One of my favorite pictures from the band trip! :D

zach-n-cheese:

I heard my dad say “That was a close call.”

I called the home phone from my room. He answered and I said, “No, this is a close call.”

He was proud.

marchingjunky:

squiet:

I’ve paraphrased what my band director had told us in response to complaining that there wasn’t enough pictures in the yearbook.
This is raw stuff. Because, as he said, band is paramount in all of students’ memories. Band is “the soundtrack to their high school career.”

The soundtrack to their high school career.

We blared out our school’s fight song as students walked onto campus for possibly the first time, and we are going to blare out our Alma Mater as they walk among their high school diplomas. Keep that in mind the next time you see your high school band or remember them.

The more I think about this, the deeper it gets.

marchingjunky:

squiet:

I’ve paraphrased what my band director had told us in response to complaining that there wasn’t enough pictures in the yearbook.

This is raw stuff. Because, as he said, band is paramount in all of students’ memories. Band is “the soundtrack to their high school career.”

The soundtrack to their high school career.

We blared out our school’s fight song as students walked onto campus for possibly the first time, and we are going to blare out our Alma Mater as they walk among their high school diplomas. Keep that in mind the next time you see your high school band or remember them.

The more I think about this, the deeper it gets.
areyoutryingtodeduceme:

nimporteouvousallez:

Someone just fucking drew Gandalf in a suede chair, nbd.

or someone has the weirdest ass ever

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

nimporteouvousallez:

Someone just fucking drew Gandalf in a suede chair, nbd.

or someone has the weirdest ass ever

A member of our Potter family has been found dead. Please, everyone, raise your wands for Dave Legeno who perfectly captured the terrifying essence of Fenrir Greyback
untitled-oct19:

animals-riding-animals:

cat riding dog (wearing sunglasses)

that dog has a frickin cELL PHONE WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL IS THIS

untitled-oct19:

animals-riding-animals:

cat riding dog (wearing sunglasses)

that dog has a frickin cELL PHONE WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL IS THIS

deuteromycota:

2srooky:

contra-indication:

sramister:

Our Band director wasn’t at school.

what is it about band kids everywhere that, when left alone, we all do the same thing and build forts, thrones, and barricades in the band room?

Because you’re fucking nerds.

I think you spelled genius wrong

deuteromycota:

2srooky:

contra-indication:

sramister:

Our Band director wasn’t at school.

what is it about band kids everywhere that, when left alone, we all do the same thing and build forts, thrones, and barricades in the band room?

Because you’re fucking nerds.

I think you spelled genius wrong