Nachos Fo Lyfe

tardiscalledsexy:

My math teacher called me average.

How mean.

sublimesublemon:

jerkidiot:

one of my friends went up to my portuguese dad and asked “you’re portuguese right?” and he said “no im portugoose there is only one of me” and I started crying

ignitionremix:

it’s a beautiful day to give me money

punkzoo:

I think the best compliment I’ve ever received was when I was in my school library and this guy came up to me and said, “Hey you look kinda like The Legend of Zelda.”

The Legend. The entire Legend of Zelda. Wow.

darkoverord:


tobuscus:

AND WHAT!?!

and a nervous breakdown in aisle 11

darkoverord:

tobuscus:

AND WHAT!?!

and a nervous breakdown in aisle 11

londongrimshaw:

[falls in the shower] parkour

I already saw that on Tumblr.
literally everything (via beccaliving)

shutitshelby:

sexualremarks:

sexualremarks:

when u drink water u r 70% cannibal

i made this fucking post when i was so fucking stoned and youre still reblogging it why

because it’s fucking hilarious